Crookers ft Soulwax & Mixhell - We Love Animals (Tons of Friends) by Crookers.net

"What do you say we make apple juice and fax it to each other?"

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Screw You Im In A Phoenix Kinda Mood

so this is probably my favourite video right now. its a breakfast club video mash up to phoenix lisztomania and it just downright blows all other music videos out of the water for me. could be cuz im a huge john hughes fan but either way they both put together make it quite hard not to dance while enjoying!

Who has the best band name?

*Not Drowning, Waving
*Angry Salad
*The Al Roker Death Cult Wind Ensemble
*Chickens On Smack
*Dicks on Fire
*Semi Digested Curtain Rail
*Suicide Ninjitsu Penguin Assassin Squad
*Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie
*Waffles Against AIDS
*Badical Turbo Radness
*The Dancing French Liberals of 1848
*Amish Meth Lab

Blinking Pigs.

OOH HO HOHO HO... THIS JUST HAPPENED TO ME.

Sorry Im A Day Late

Some things are really fucking good. This is one of them.

I LOVE LONDON!

And The Winner For Best Music Video Is.....?

whatagatapitusberry won with take you to the movies as the runner up. keep making magic out there people!

New Griz Vid

Fuck A Corkscrew!

my dad didnt teach me to throw a baseball or how to carve something he taught me what this guys dad taught him and thats to macgyver the shit out of EVERYTHING! cheers!

And The Best Halloween Costume Goes To......?

this guy hands down!

Devils Night! 10-30-09

What is Devils night? Where did that come from? Oh, thats right, the only city refered to as Murder City, DETROIT. People from this area are crazy, and look at things diferently. ANYWAY... Here is some Murder city history on Devils night which started in the 1930's and still is a problem to this day.

Devil's Night in Detroit dates as early as the 1930s. Traditionally, youths in Detroit engaged in a night of criminal behavior, which usually consisted of acts of vandalism (such as egging, soaping, or TP'ing). These were almost exclusively acts of petty vandalism, causing little to no property damage.
However, in the early 1970s the vandalism escalated to more devastating acts, such as arson. This primarily took place in the city, but surrounding suburbs were often affected. Property owners unable to sell in the rapidly declining housing market would use this night as an opportunity to burn down their homes, collect the insurance money, and claim that an arsonist was at fault.
The crimes became more destructive in Detroit's inner-city neighborhoods, and included hundreds of acts of arson and vandalism every year. The destruction reached a peak in the mid- to late-1980s, with more than 800 fires set in 1984, and 500 to 800 fires the night before Halloween in a typical year.

Heavy Syrup

The Toxic Avenger - Toxic Is Dead from IHEARTCOMIX Records on Vimeo.

Werewoofs Exsist!

i was walking home tonight from the bar listening to my ipod and BAM! out of nowhere this fucker jumps out and attacks me. the fucker had it coming to him one for scaring me and two for biting me. he may have bit me but i killed that fucking werewoof. i actually killed the thing bare hands and all! weirdest thing though, he didnt even leave a mark!

BEAUTIFUL!

how is pabst a hipster drink?

This is my shit right now. So good.

YEAH YEAH YEAHS - Heads Will Roll from Framestore design on Vimeo.

Your Dad Had A Van For A Reason!

YOUR MOM WASNT YOUR DADS FIRST!

Classic ear murder.