YES!

fucking eh! i want to be rich soooooo bad. this is an example why. i wanna have so much money that i go bat shit looney tunes and buy a willy wonka looking outfit, just so i can get up at 6am to make a phone call to a friend while drinking a beer on the street, doing this just to piss off all the working folk passing by headed to work.

Remember When?

remember when all you had to do to get an h.j. was wear a cowboy hat?

Read All About It!

i havent much to say about some of the publications i appreciate these days, except i read them for my interests in the topic and not their journalistic merit. however in perusing through some blogs and such, i stumble across a gem. brilliant!

How Hard Can You Sell Out?

seriously now!? how the HELL do you sell out soooooo unbelievably hard ? thank you Sheckler.

"If I said Ima do it you can concider it done"

This is Hot fire, for elevator music.

IM BACK! AND HAVE SO MUCH TO SPREAD. ( like aids)

Just got back from my worldly travels. More on that later, but for now this is some amazing shit I cant get out of my head. The whole album is perfect mood music, if you get a chance check the "The xx" myspace and hear their new album.

I Want This Sooooo Badly

i suck at video games in general and especailly the rock band games and such. this game however it is played, i would learn and become the best at it. i would win money in major video game battles on G4 and around the world. i would make guest appearances on shows and people would sponsor me. i would get loads of free stuff and the world would know my name! nah just kidding. funny though, there are actually people out there that believe that shit!

Looking 4 Luv

not a single dud in the whole lot of them!

There Wasn't Anything Good On T.V.

and then i found this and it restored my faith in the good ol boob tube.

What Do You Stand For?

im sick of political activists getting in my face about issues. fuck i cant even stand the militant bikers and vegans that get in my face about harming the environment or harming an animal. all im saying is if you can stand in front of a loaded gun with a kid holding the trigger then and only then might i look to stand for your cause. this girl i would follow into battle!

Where Have You Been All Of My Night Life?

its friday so go out make bad decisions and make it happen! heres to beers and friends and a great story to tell tomorrow!

"My Boyfriend Told Me I Was Fat, So I Got A Drug Habit"

im not gonna get preachy. just saying when i hear people bitching about getting bad or fake product im sorry but i dont have any sympathy. my drug of choice? pot! unmistakable smell looks for the most part the same. and if someone rips you off........! YOUR A JUNIOR HIGHER that got their bag pinched. im just saying you dont need to hold up a bathroom line to do a line of pot.

Poop or Pudding?

you tell me.

Missing:

Justin Daniel McHoffstadt (pictured here on the far left) has been missing from our posse for a week now. he hasnt been seen or spoken to since last thursday at the "Ultra Shine" tanning salon on grand blvd. he stopped twittering around then as well and his last facebook status was "keepin' it real". if you have seen him or have details to his whereabouts please contact us.

Soda Pop Wednesdays

get your fav soda pop and drink the hell out of it to this.

Guy Stuff

isnt it great to go out and just be a guy? you know go out be a guy and do guy stuff with other guys who are just trying to be guys?!

Im Gonna Start A Band

everything that happens in this video is the reason why i want a band so badly. i want to sing about smoking pot and getting a massage. i dont care if we soar to this bands great height in success. i just want to be in a god damned band! i can sing, play piano and trombone. i need a drummer, keytar player, apple mac book, bassist, tambourine player, xylophone and a hype guy/rapper. if you are any of the following please send your info to me at mediocrestonerband@gmail.com only serious musicians please!

Like, Stop!

Really?

does looking like the guy from "crazy town" really get you laid by........ actually i have no clue WHAT that is! i only noticed the nipple. come to think of it ewwwww. fucking gross!

SCENE-ior Prom

Why I Love YouTube

I Love Am Appy Adds

seriously its sex that sells and for some reason people want to pretend it doesnt. like this gurl for example. what is she selling? a religious zealot might ask. obviously it could only be herself she is selling cuz in no way shape or form is it an artistic approach to appeal to youthselling a plain white shirt. alot of people think its whorish of american apparel to sell their goods through this advertising. i think its brilliant and support this. shit if it helps you buy a dope new shirt and you rub one out sounds like a double score if you ask me. check out the link and tell me what you think. american apparel top 50 sexy adds

Thursday Is The New Friday

we all know this fact, its no shocker. so go make it happen! does that make friday the new saturday and saturday the new sunday? shit im confused. beer me!

Odd I Dont Remember My First Drunk

i dont remember my first drunk that well. but thats probably cuz i was only 2 years old unlike this seasoned 3 year old drunk.

Im Not Big On Sports

today all its been is this team won this and this team might go the the finals and the coach thinks......blah. i dont care especially to watch them and i dont like playing them either. thats where the argument starts! people are like "ehhhhhh its fun and exercise with friends". my question is besides sex does sweating together with a person bring you closer together? i dont get it. oh well i got my byking!

and now to ride my byke to the store cuz i need a beer and this cut right here. cheers!

Bromantics

who doesnt love a good bromance? chad here as you can see (see doodbro on the right in video) is a seasoned professional doodbro and was born a member of the doodbro club. brian here on the other hand (see doodbro on the left in video) just got out of a relationship with a playstation remote and a few tony hawk video games and has only had his membership for a month. hes still in the probationary period but we wish him well!

Remember Those Guys That Sing Into Fones?

japanther kinda day you know. beer me!

I Dont Know?

your thoughts on this one. ghey or not ghey?

Welcome To The Future

can i just point out that we are almost to 2010 and there still isnt a hoverboard in sight. what the fuck?

Back To School

its that magical time of year again kiddos. when moms everywhere rejoice and adults everywhere for the most part are generally stoked. ITS BACK TO SCHOOL TIME. when you get to be judged in a daily basis and listen to lectures only to regurgitate useless information to prove your value in this world. heres a tip: CHEAT. like these kids but dont get caught. use your computer and make an ipod playlist with answers. program them into your fone. write it on your leg or hand. tape answers inside your sunglasses. just do what it takes to get through then NEVER LOOK BACK!