Does a bear shit in the woods?

Does a bear shit in the woods? Well that's dumb. A bear will shit anywhere. I'm sure if you kept a bear in your garage for two weeks and feed him nothing but sloppy joes sandwiches, he would shit right there in your garage with out a second thought. Would that make him less of a bear? Bears at the zoo shit all day long with out a tree in sight. Maybe from now we should use a different phrase like...?? Does Dolly Pardon sleep on her back?

Icelandic Ponies need YOU!

Iceland has special magical ponies that are really tiny and have fat heads and big beards and I totally want one for real. The only issue is sometimes weird Icelandic people make hot dogs out of them. When you live in a place that's filled with rainbows and lagoons, you sometimes have no choice but to eat enchanted forest creatures. Iceland also has no crime so jails are actually nice houses with picket fences. We must stop these insane forest creature eaters NOW!

What Im Currently Watching

Facial expression dance lessons is the new yoga.

" this takes alot of imagination, and Haming it up"

Lets Go Ride Bykes

So Last Night I Was Walking Home.

annnnnnnnnnnd? ya

How does the artist explain this creative out look?

What could this symbolize other than getting a blow job from a 2 year old? Did this artist not realize that it might look a bit strange, could they not think of a more meaningful pose? Really...?

Futuristic Space Cats Sign a deal with Jive Records.

Cats are no fucking joke.

Whats your opinion on racism in 2009?

Is this where Djs will be in 40 years?

I want to know this guys favorite song.

Johnny Charles Cruise the 1st Esq.

whoever told this guy he looked like johnny depp WAS NOT A GOOD FRIEND. he kinda looks like a mix between charles manson, tom cruise and a willy wonka version johnny depp. (note: the depp is a suuuuuper stretch) pretty creepy! nice vest. KILLER BOOTS MAN!

LIFE.

Cool Phone.

So after my phone stopped working for the 10th time of the day i accidentally dropped it against a concrete wall as hard as i could. i then took it to the apple store where they said it was my fault. i told them it was an accident. they said phones dont accidentally fly into walls. thats not true, look at the picture. then i pointed out that my circuit board is showing through the broken glass and that isnt gonna fly. i cut my ear on it whenever i get a call. they dont seem to care. i think they should replace it and they think im crazy. this clearly is a defective phone. ill see you on judge joe brown.

Life Is Hard Living On The Murder Scene.

in high school for me growing up, there were still alot of social taboos. i remember so many things started changing when kids brought guns to school. and now these days instead of a kid getting suspended for pot, their getting felony charges for bringing coke/heroin/pcp etc. on to school property. kids these days are ruthless. I CANT WAIT TO SEE OUR FUTURE!

Have You Ever Seen A Rhino Taking A Shit?

NOW you have. and your very welcome.

Its A Be-A-Utiful Day.

lets go climb a tree. i mean who doesnt like climbing trees? i know i do!

PLEASE HELP ME?

notice the guy to the left has on some K-Swiss' maybe or some old school Keds? i dont know but i like em. if you know what kind they are please contact me at hellomynameis@coinpurse.com! seriously those shoes are the shit. oh yeah that other guys personal brand RULES!

Which Personal Brand Do You Prefer?

VS.

In Search Of Meaning.

"YOUR NAME HERE" and i walked for FUCKING days to find this guy in hoboken, NJ. just to ask him about the meaning of life and if god really exists. we were greeted by a dark and grim voice saying "ive expected you for quite some time now". and i was like "HOLY FUCKING SHIT A TALKING DOG"!

What Are You REALLY Trying To Say? Part Bleux!

do i really have to state the obvious again? english is the HARDEST language to understand!