Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Does a bear shit in the woods?



Does a bear shit in the woods? Well that's dumb. A bear will shit anywhere. I'm sure if you kept a bear in your garage for two weeks and feed him nothing but sloppy joes sandwiches, he would shit right there in your garage with out a second thought. Would that make him less of a bear? Bears at the zoo shit all day long with out a tree in sight. Maybe from now we should use a different phrase like...?? Does Dolly Pardon sleep on her back?

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