Iceland has special magical ponies that are really tiny and have fat heads and big beards and I totally want one for real. The only issue is sometimes weird Icelandic people make hot dogs out of them. When you live in a place that's filled with rainbows and lagoons, you sometimes have no choice but to eat enchanted forest creatures. Iceland also has no crime so jails are actually nice houses with picket fences. We must stop these insane forest creature eaters NOW!
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